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Joe C.'s avatar

A very fun read. I’ll defend Waterworld. I thought it was pretty good when I saw it back when I was a teenager.

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

We were the perfect age to see it back then. Old enough to appreciate the spectacle and the world-building, young enough to ignore the flaws.

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Joe C.'s avatar

Hehe. That’s a great way to put it! Very accurate!

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Amanda Kusek's avatar

A fun read - Waterworld looms large in my mind and holds way too much space. It is consistently intriguing to me. Especially how it sets up strong and then the bottom completely falls out mid-way through like an undercooked pot pie. I will think about this movie at least once a week until the day I die. And for that, I have to commend Costner.

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

Oh for sure. He's one of the most commendable guys in the business. I even feel kinda bad for skipping Horizon. 😂

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Amanda Kusek's avatar

My husband watched it and asked me if I wanted to… I said “I’m good!” 👀

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

I have heard...mixed reviews. (Plus, if there's a chance he's not gonna finish parts 3 and 4, why bother?)

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Bat Buñuel's avatar

Now go watch the three hour cut lol

Also, I watched Horizon opening weekend! lol No regrets. Fun dad pilot

Also also, you gotta cover The Postman one day lol. One of those “ok heat check is cold but I’ll shoot my way out of the slump” backfires.

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

I am rather curious about The Postman given that he'd already gone cold by then. But shooters keep shooting, and the shots fell again with Open Range!

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Bat Buñuel's avatar

Open Range was like when your guy goes 18/25 at Charlotte on a Wednesday afternoon. Awesome but nobody saw it 😢

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

You know the Hornets announcers were going wild though. 😂

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Bat Buñuel's avatar

We need these guys in the playoffs

https://youtu.be/fw8LXz43stc?si=vcbyOEZ5EtMkuHgD

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

The NBA content we truly deserve.

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Decarceration's avatar

I feel like you have to factor assists in there, because for the first 2/3rds of that movie, it's Robert Duvall's, and he's going hard in the paint, baby.

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

Duvall was born to be in Westerns.

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Psithuristicat's avatar

The score by James Newton Howard has some gorgeous moments:

https://youtu.be/FpTtYph_krA?feature=shared&t=153

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

Agreed! Really lovely music throughout. Does a lot of heavy lifting to help create the world.

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Obsolete Media's avatar

I haven’t seen it since I was a kid, but it’s probably time for a revisit.

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

That was the case for me too. I think I was 13 or 14 the last time I saw it before this rewatch.

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Clint Till's avatar

First of all, 'The Count of Monte Cristo' is highly underrated. It's a really great movie. Second, there has to be a behind-the-scenes book on the Waterworld production. If so, I want to read it.

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Decarceration's avatar

I know people like to pile on Jim Caviezel (for very good reasons) but he is a real drag on that Monte Cristo adaptation. He's so easily outpaced by Guy Pearce's contemptuous scumbag villain. And the highlight is Luis Guzman's hilariously contemporary supporting role - there's a great bit where he's like WE'RE RICH! What will you buy?? and Caviezel is like REVENGE and Guzman is like, well, I was thinking we could buy stupid things no?

Also, Henry Cavill as Caviezel's son - of course Jesus is going to sire Superman.

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

I hadn't even considered that about Cavill. 😂

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

Oh, you could easily fill a whole book with stories from that production! Looks like the Arrow 4K/Blu-ray release has some cool special features along those lines too.

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Nellie Beckett's avatar

"Kevin's Gate" slays me

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

That and "Fishtar" had me howling!

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